Q:
GG etc.
A: NOT GUH GUH. We know it's a "good game" that's why we play it.
And quit trying to be a last word freak.
Q:
rofl, lol, roflmao, stfu, gj, gl, etc.
A: No. Being at a computer is not an excuse to become illiterate. I don't care
if they are acronyms. Don't be lazy.
Q:
wtf, plz, thx etc.
A: See above.
Q:
nub
newbie etc.
A: No. I'm not a newbie. I have hundreds of thousands of video games and I've
been playing them for over 18 years. I have over 450 PC games alone. Not to
mention I've been playing CS since it first came out and destroyed fools on
my 56k. Furthermore,
a "nub" is actually part of a finger. Like what's left when you detonate
an M80 in your hand. For help telling the difference between a "nub"
and a "newbie" click the little speaker icon to the right of them.
Reference: Nub: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=nub Newbie: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=newbie
Tip: You're not cool when you look illiterate!
Q:
hacker! h4x, hax etc.
A: No. Hacking doesn't have anything to do with playing a game. See the following
links:
http://www.mozilla.org/hacking/
As any moron can see, none of those sites has anything to do with gaming. What you call hacking is actually what authentic gamers with any form of substance in their intellect call CHEATING. Get your terminology straight. Does a person gain unauthorized access to walls? NO! Ok, MAYBE the person the wrote the CHEAT was a hacker (of some lesser form) but then get it right. People that cheat are cheaters. Not hackers. To put it yet ANOTHER way: "People that have unfair advantages in a game are cheaters, NOT hackers."
Q:
/statsme /top15 etc.
A: Stats whore!
Q:
Nobody is cheating, cheating is impossible etc.
A: Bull. To cheat in CS RIGHT NOW all I have to do is stick my Vodoo 3 3500/TV
in my box and load up a special driver I have. When I say someone is cheating,
I'm not a chunk of a finger (nub). I've cheated enough to know that when someone
has a 399 ping and has gotten 3+ headshots per round for 5+ rounds, something
is fishy. Isn't it obvious to you? And yes I've used the speed cheat and aimbots
too. Mostly on my own server (but yes on others too).
Q:
Camper, quit camping etc.
A: I don't know if everyone is aware of this, but CS is not Deathmatch. Deathmatch
is a run around and kill everything that moves gaming mode. CS is a tactical
modfication of the game Half-Life. Tactical meaning, that you are meant to use
tactics to defeat your enemies. Running out into a dangerous situation only
to be slaughtered is not one of them. The tactic in this case would be called
an "ambush". Look
it up. And come on, you can't hit a stationary target? You suck? Or was
it that you just jumped out of your seat knocking your mouse off your desk in
complete fear? Hate that don't ya? Good.
Q:
On disabling weapons, complaining about awp, etc.
A: No. If you don't like the weapons in the game, don't play. Can't deal with
getting sniped? Maybe you should be using TACTICS instead of running out there
like a moron only to be slaughtered. (See the camper section above).
And Finally:
Q: You're lame/stupid/nub/etc.
A:
Oh, and here are some gaming links for you: Castle Defence, Parking Games, Car Race Games.